INITIALIZING THICK PIGEON
FPS: 60
PIGEONS: 0
DRAW CALLS: 0
MEMORY: 0 MB
WINGSPAN: THICC

THICK PIGEON 🐦

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// PIGEON SHADER ENGINE

pigeon.glsl - Feather Physics Shader
1precision highp float;
2uniform float uWingFlap;
3uniform vec2 uBreadCrumbPos;
4varying vec2 vFeatherUV;
5
6// Calculate pigeon thiccness based on bread consumption
7float calculateThiccness(vec2 pos) {
8  float breadDistance = distance(pos, uBreadCrumbPos);
9  return 1.0 + (1.0 / (breadDistance + 1.0)) * 0.5;
10}
11
12void main() {
13 ‡ vec2 uv = vFeatherUV;
14  float thicc = calculateThiccness(uv);
15  vec3 pigeonGray = vec3(0.5, 0.5, 0.5) * thicc;
16  float flap = sin(uWingFlap) * 0.5 + 0.5;
17  gl_FragColor = vec4(pigeonGray * flap, 1.0);
18}

// PIGEON TERMINAL v2.0

pigeon@nest:~$

// BREAD CRUMB PHYSICS ENGINE

// PIGEON SKILL MATRIX

// FEATURED NESTS

Pigeon Vision AI

Neural network trained on 10M+ bread crumb images for optimal pecking trajectory calculation

TensorFlow.js WebGL 2.0 Pigeon CNN Bread Detection

Flock Simulator

Distributed pigeon flock simulation with emergent behaviors and realistic cooing physics

WebAssembly Boid Algorithm GPU.js Feather Physics

Roost AR

Augmented reality app for finding optimal roosting locations in urban environments

WebXR Computer Vision Three.js Nest Detection

PigeonChain

Decentralized bread crumb ledger using blockchain for fair distribution among city pigeons

Web3.js Smart Contracts IPFS Coo Protocol
🐦 PIGEON FACTS: Pigeons can fly at speeds up to 77.6 mph | They have excellent hearing and can detect sounds at far lower frequencies than humans | Pigeons can see ultraviolet light | They are one of only a few species that pass the 'mirror test' of self-recognition | THICK PIGEON is the thiccest of them all 🐦